I just now saw a thing on my dash saying
“Does ship come from relationship?”
And I was like
OMFG IT DOES
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS
HOW?! HOW?!! HOOOOWWWWWW?!!!
I seriously thought it meant like a literal ship.
Like we need to portion the characters of a story out into different ships so they can get diggy with it.
Who wants to be in a tiny as boat with a shit ton of other people who are all doing it?
Orgy boats don’t sail.
They simply rock too much.
Now to learn what OTP means.