are you lost?
I'm the antithesis of clever and also nocturnal.
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Post reblogged from PARALYZED HORSE'S LOG
Is it alright to ship the Sherlock fandom with the Hannibal fandom? Because what could possibly be better than a large group of psychopaths and high-functioning sociopaths teaming up with each other? It just fits.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
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noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:
noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:
God the boss in this dungeon is a MOTHERFUCKER to steal armor from.
shut up
If you’ll use your big-people words and explain why, I promise to consider it.
you sound like a fucking idiot
Those are your big people words? Jeez, I was ready to take notes, but now I’m just drawing a kitty on the paper instead.
Here let me do you up a mad lib. These things are magic, they always get to the bottom of sticky Customer Service situations:
Luka is a complete _________ (PEJORATIVE NOUN OR GRUNTING SOUND) because he made a ________ (NOUN) on the Internet that I did not ________(VERB) was funny. As a result, I can no longer _________ (VERB) at night and am considering _________ (ACTIVITY NOUN ENDING IN -ING OR COMICAL GRUNTING SOUND) just to stop the constant ________ (NOUN) his behavior has caused me.
Please fill this out so I can better serve you, the customer, with my targeted blend of venereal disease awareness advocacy and casual orifice-themed humor.
Thanks in advance!
(Source: staceythinx)
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Photo reblogged from All These Rotten Coils
AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE
(Source: flowers-for-mr-ukki)
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Photoset reblogged from maybe just a little bit like myrrh
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Photo reblogged from swedish politics
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Post reblogged from To Live And Die Before A Mirror
Last night I dreamed I was deep-sea diving to the ocean floor, and as we descended my scuba diving instructor said ‘Now we’re passing through the Friend Zone’ and I was like ‘Oh hell no, there is no way there’s a layer of the ocean called the fucking Friend Zone’ and the instructor just looked at me sadly and said ‘Marine biologists are very bitter people.’
This made perfect sense.
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Photoset reblogged from So, Whatever
This is realllllllllly weird lmao
This is really NORMAL.
Except we never see it-so it is terrifying and uncomfortable when it happens.
(Mostly because people would laugh or be unkind)I own a sex shop. Once a woman bled on our chair during an interview. She was horrified and felt ashamed because it was in some way unprofessional. We weren’t bothered. We said ‘what better place to work on being ok with your body than at a feminist sex shop?’
Bleeding is normal and dealing with it is one of the most pervasive ways women are complicit in their silence.Some men bleed too. How would you react to that? For many men who are Trans the act of bleeding is a security threat.
Fuck off with your lolz.
Reblogging again for above commentary ^^^^^
Omg I love these pictures. GIRLS SHOULD NOT BE SO ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES.
Like, I’m not gonna stop wearing a pad because shit’s messy, but fer real? THIS IS A NATURAL THING YOUR BODY DOES. IT HAPPENS, AND IT’S TOTALLY OKAY. Hiding it, shoving it away and pretending it doesn’t exist in order to make teh menz feel more comfortable is bullshit. People give me weird looks all the time because I’m comfortable saying when I have my period, and it’s like, WHY IS THIS SOMETHING THAT’S CONSIDERED BAD. EVERY PERSON WITH A FULLY FUNCTIONAL UTERUS DOES THIS. GET OVER IT.
(Source: cycleofmisery)
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Photo reblogged from asuka kureru
For Giadriana!
eee ot3. i love the limited palette, so fun. X3
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Photoset reblogged from The Classiest Place I Can Think Of
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Photo reblogged from cloudcuckooland
extremely shitty stress draws goddamn
its good for cathartic purposes tho im glad i let myself draw this
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iono antyhign about the circulatory system but what i do know sis that this is a gotdanm microsoft paint masterpiece
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Photo reblogged from Mr. Egbutt
Decided to color it on a whim. 12 HOURS @____@
And yes, Marie is smoking in the classroom before others show up cuz she give no fucks.
I’m tired now
