are you lost?
I'm the antithesis of clever and also nocturnal.
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I wrote something that I actually liked and I’ve just been tumbling for the last twenty minutes trying to recover from the shock
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Some people are just so densely saturated with fail that every conversation you tumble assbackwards into with them is just a swirling miasma of ill timed jokes and points missed so aggressively that you’d think they got served by a porcupine as a kid.
I’m sitting here marveling at this incredible abortion of discourse I’m trying to have with this fella and the further we fall in this rabbit hole of fuckery the more I find myself visualizing this guy at like five stranded on an island of butler porcupines.
God I… I don’t want to talk to you.
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Post reblogged from ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ boy do i try✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
oppressed groups cant oppress their oppressors because they dont have the power because thats part of what being oppressed is. how hard is this to grasp
(Source: gundma)
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Photoset reblogged from waffle's very happy
That story you were telling…how does it end?
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DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP
DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP
DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP
DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP
- DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP
DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP
tavros tavros tavros tavros
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Post reblogged from Long Live The Ghost
do you ever just see certain pairings and just are like
and you really try to respect their right to ship those pairings and you don’t say anything but you’re still just like
(Source: vhanitas)
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Photoset reblogged from Long Live The Ghost
This never fails to make me laugh
what if serenity becomes this butterfly at the very end somehow
(Source: naughtyrobotics)
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the pizza and the Minute Maid one got me crying
This made me more and more upset lol
i started making high pitched noises of distress by the time i got to the tiles.
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Photo reblogged from NOTHING LEFT TO DO BUT DANCE
eridan-ampora asked you: Does Sollux have Kanaya’s sash/scarf/some piece of her clothing over his head?yeah, it’s the transparent hanging part of the sari
saris are really just one really big long unstitched cloth. what looks like a single long sleeve isn’t a sleeve at all, it’s just what remains of the cloth being draped over the shoulder. to be honest i’m not even sure how it manages to stay on?? but it does apparently.
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sometimes
you have to look smug in a beanie- you're one cute motherfucking motherfucker alright motherfucker
- god damn
- you are
- cute
- as a motherfuck
- have i cursed enough to convey how fuckin' smokin you are?
- no
- cunt shit fuck god fucking skree diddly fucking dee republican shitting motherfuckin damn
- gosh FUCKIN darn
- that was highly self indulgent and my defence is that it's 3am
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Link reblogged from Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement
(Source: amateurcatalyst)
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Photo reblogged from WHAT IS THIS CRAPIOLA
give up sweets
thats impossible
give up healthy eating
okay
Take up napping.
Alright.
Give up chocolate??!!
never. blasphemy.
GIVE UP WINE????
Give up wine? Hah, I don’t drink wine. Easy peasy. NEEEEXT!
“Take up gossip mag. Give up walking.”
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I could do that.
Give up Running.
CAN DO
Give up swearing
Hahahahahaha
(Source: goblinfruit)
