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I'm the antithesis of clever and also nocturnal.

Posted 1 year ago
Me: Mom I want a dik-dik

Mom: Sex changes are expensive
- dik-dik
- dik-diks
- funny
- sex change
- mom
- mothers are fucking funny
- mothers day
- lol
- luls
Photoset reblogged from Strider Butts
This is so fucking wonderful.

So many luls were had, and happys. I had happys.
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Audio post reblogged from The Bear's Cave
derpjenderp:

unreflectingkaleidoscope:

nucleardickgirl:

s-guy:

reversparrow:

valicorgi:

ninja-kitten-killerz:

haileythetwelfthdoctor:

elliegalaxies:

omfg-its-jack-and-deans-hair:

syntheticearth:

Did not see that coming.

oh my God. I was like “oh well… this isn’t as good as I’d hoped.” And then the chorus started and now I’m dead hahahahah

can this please be my theme song??

Why did I think this would be appropriate to play for the first time in front of my family at dinner.

LOL

HOLY FUCK

YASIN

YASIN LOOK

LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW

THEN MAKE IT YOUR RINGTONE

FOREVER

i will never not reblog this.

Me either.

I NEVER EXPECTED THE LYRICS TO BE LIKE THAT.DFDSGDF

You know what’s best about this song? The fact that it’s actually of a very good quality and has well thought out, borderline classy lyrics and just a crazy amount of attention to the music as well. It’s not only hilarious; someone spent a crazy amount of time, energy, and devotion on this song.
There are a lot of silly winkie songs out there, but not many that actually SOUND awesome too.
- fucking perfection
- luls
- lol
- memes
- troll
- trolls
- trolling
- nothing about this is wrong
- so perfect
- YES
- penis
- sexy
- nsfw
- art
- this is art
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Photo reblogged from The Bear's Cave
Oh jesus.
Actually.. this makes me think a little. It’s a REALLY good thing that Jackass is repulsive to really intelligent people with the means to do REALLY bad chiz. I mean, if you’re neighborhood mad scientist (because we’ve all got one) decided much luls would be had in exploding every one’s toilets then you would have quite the ordeal on your hand.

After you stopped laughing your ass off.

Might want to save that ass detachment for later though, since you don’t have a toilet anymore.
(Source: that-daft-kid)
- luls
- science
- don't try this at home kids
- jackass
- lol
- funny
- stupid
- mad scientists
- scientists means
- memes
- scientists mems
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Video reblogged from Phallic Swindler
ivori:

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chatsu1337:

mistcover:

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seerofbuttcheeks:

tipsybutt:

jadoreharrypotter:

phantom-shadow:

ophiuchustroll:

drdemented:

You can call me Mr. Vanilla Milkshake

OH MY GOD

By the natural laws of the universe, I am obligated to reblog this.

JESUS FCUK

I… Jesus… What’s worse was that I was drinking, for all intents and purposes, a milkshake when I watched this. Have you ever done a spittake with a milkshake? It’s brainfreeze up to 11.

oh god DAMN

I can’t… Look away 8i

i LOVE doc scratch cosplayers

HOT DAMN!

teras

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being the most majestic thing to grace the internet. And by majestic, I mean hot. And by hot, I mean ridiculous.

perfect

Oh god. I WILL PAY THAT CHARGE. TEEEEACH MEEE!
I’m throwing my money and body (but mostly body) at the screen and nothing is happening.
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