Here is a stripy partykat for Coldhope(’s graduation present!)
the fuck guys don’t just like it, reblog that shit
Wow I’m really annoyed that I haven’t seen this before. I have such a boner for signing petitions and this is one helluva petition to sign. Please sign this, all my dear little followers. And rebloge it, because you’re probably followed by a petitionpheliac like myself.
Obviously you can be a white person who critiques whiteness as an institution
But it always rubs me the wrong way when my white friends are like, “Ugh, white people are so stupid lol”
I get what you’re trying to do. But I’m just like:
MTV answers why they dont play music videos anymore.
This made too much sense and now I’m mad at it.
laughed myself into a coma
Yea this shit is sooo true, doesn’t mean it’s not fucking funny
My heart sings songs of happiness.
Reblogging again, because October 3rd is tomorrow.
execution is tomorrow. Please help!
everybody who follows me better fucking sign and reblog
Sign this PLEASE
There is nothing as perilous to my sanity as nipple itch.
What did I do to deserve this
Was it the orphanages?
It was the orphanages.
You know when you think of something hilarious and then forget it before you can write it down?
Tumblr gives me mixed feelings about that. Because part of me is like “DAMN the notes I could have had!”
And then another part of me is like “Oh god, the notes I could have had.”
There was a time in all of our lives when we thought lime green was just the coolest color.
So there’s a read aloud function on my Kindle, so I thought it would be funny to turn it on and hear this in its robotic voice.
I was wrong.
It wasn’t funny.
It was hilarious.
JUST CLICK PLAY OK.
And I hope my laughter isn’t too loud.
Oh my god what.
I CAN DO THIS
oh my god
Ironic that everyone listening to this is choking.