are you lost?
I'm the antithesis of clever and also nocturnal.
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Photo reblogged from To Live And Die Before A Mirror
Here is a stripy partykat for Coldhope(’s graduation present!)
- i said i was going to sleep a LONG time ago
- i was actually reread that one rose/vriska fic which is actually the best thing
- speaking of best things
- gestures frantically at above pictured adorable karkat
- nsfw
- perfect things
- drunk karkat is the best thing
- well there are different stages of drunk karkat
- things i shouldn't be thinking about at 5am
- lol
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You’re a delightful human being and your deserve many, many good things in your life.
- april fools
- omg hover over
- hahhaa fool u
- into having a nice day
- jerk
- i'm kiddin here's a virtual cupcake bby
- lol
- funny
- inspirational
- struggles to spell inspirational
- for an inspirational amount of time
- you can spell anything if you try long and hard enough ;)
- that was inspirational AND sexy
- which is another thing you totes are
- bby
- yo diggity dog yo
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Hahaha oh man remember all that stuff we reblogged for later?
ahahahhaha fuck
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reblogging again
the fuck guys don’t just like it, reblog that shit
Wow I’m really annoyed that I haven’t seen this before. I have such a boner for signing petitions and this is one helluva petition to sign. Please sign this, all my dear little followers. And rebloge it, because you’re probably followed by a petitionpheliac like myself.
(Source: dancingpurge)
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Post reblogged from The Wretched of the Earth
Obviously you can be a white person who critiques whiteness as an institution
But it always rubs me the wrong way when my white friends are like, “Ugh, white people are so stupid lol”
I get what you’re trying to do. But I’m just like:
(Source: brujacore)
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Video reblogged from Strider Butts
MTV answers why they dont play music videos anymore.
A plus
This made too much sense and now I’m mad at it.
laughed myself into a coma
Yea this shit is sooo true, doesn’t mean it’s not fucking funny
My heart sings songs of happiness.
(Source: ineffably-black)
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Post reblogged from But more than that, I wanna be bad...
http://www.change.org/petitions/governor-tom-corbett-pa-board-of-pardons-district-attorney-seth-williams-grant-clemency-to-terrance-williams-survivor-of-child-sexual-abuse?utm_source=action_alert&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=10675&alert_id=haqebjIzZe_pAbEWFZzIF
Reblogging again, because October 3rd is tomorrow.
execution is tomorrow. Please help!
everybody who follows me better fucking sign and reblog
Sign this PLEASE
(Source: schizocoatyl)
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There is nothing as perilous to my sanity as nipple itch.
What did I do to deserve this
Was it the orphanages?
It was the orphanages.
- what did I do to deserve this
- was it the orphanages?
- it was the orphanages
- fun fact: there are no orphanages
- for me to do vague nasty things to
- not homestuck
- turtles wearing tophats
- classy ass reptilians
- yo diggity dog yo
- funny
- lol
- dicks yup
- textual message
- dicks
- nipple
- nipple itch
- insanity
- mental instability caused by mammary glands
- who's up in that tag
- huh
- cocaine
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You know when you think of something hilarious and then forget it before you can write it down?
Tumblr gives me mixed feelings about that. Because part of me is like “DAMN the notes I could have had!”
And then another part of me is like “Oh god, the notes I could have had.”
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There was a time in all of our lives when we thought lime green was just the coolest color.
- breeeeaaasssstssss
- bricks
- childhood
- childhood jokes
- cocaine
- comic sans
- funny
- funny jokes
- gradeschool
- green
- hilarious
- hmmm oh yes
- i pity all gradeschool teachers
- jokes
- like damn that shit ugly
- lime green
- lol
- seriously though
- those power points haunt the nightmares of graphic designers
- with comic sans in some clashing color over that
- your mom
- yo diggity dog yo
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Clearly I don’t know shit about Tumblr or how to work it and I never have no ever will.
I’ll just tap dance into the sun thanks bye
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I always put my pinkie up inadvertantly no matter what I’m drinking. Tea? Pinkie up. My own freshly filtered piss out of an animal skull? Pinkie up
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Welcome to Missarkanouri.
The home of “What Even”
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Audio post reblogged from kapsasThis track has had 133,326 playsKindle reads Fifty Shades of Grey
So there’s a read aloud function on my Kindle, so I thought it would be funny to turn it on and hear this in its robotic voice.
I was wrong.
It wasn’t funny.
It was hilarious.
JUST CLICK PLAY OK.
And I hope my laughter isn’t too loud.
Oh my god what.
I CAN DO THIS
oh my god
Ironic that everyone listening to this is choking.
