are you lost?

I'm the antithesis of clever and also nocturnal.

Posted 1 month ago
Just turned 18, as in hours ago.

I don’t know if I should post nudes or rant about the over sexualization of breasts.

Let’s fuckin’ face it, it’s gonna be both at some point.

Most likely simultaneously.
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yummytomatoes:

its been awhile since i doodled nsfw stuff
i cheated and drew blowjobs because theyre easy
- JESUS CHRIST
- nsfw
- JESUS
- gamkar
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nicolewithmonsters:

probably-daydreaming:

keasttheleast:

ammodraculas:

everyoneisexterminate:

korihw:

there is no way I wasn’t gonna reblog this

Careful, those lower chocolates may make your stomach

Unstable

I’M

What if you played a game where you put a bit of each element in each chocolate.

The last person alive wins.

what flavor are the noble gases supposed to be?

Cookies and cream, I think?

In other words: how to get seriously boned for Valentines day.
(Source: jkubee92)
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sodomymcscurvylegs:

jadelyn:

“Men should be offended when someone claims that women should prevent rape by not wearing certain things or not going certain places or not acting in a certain way. That line of thinking presumes that you are incapable of control.That you are so base and uncivilized that it takes extraordinary effort for you to walk down the street without raping someone. That you require a certain dress code be maintained, that certain behaviors be employed so that maybe today, just maybe, you won’t rape someone.

It presumes that your natural state is rapist.”

Thank fucking God someone said this! I always get so pissed when someone says: “Boys will be boys!” FUCK YOU! I have enough self control never to harm another person.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GOD FINALLY

FUCKING FINALLY

THANK YOU ETERNALLY FOR PHRASING THIS ARGUMENT

THANK

YOU

I LOVE YOU
(Source: shardpool)
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noxil:

Abbe. Abbe, what are you doing. No— Abbe. Jade doesn’t even wear a bun. Abbe. No. Stop that— this picture is too cluttered. What is she even doing? She looks like she’s shrugging and as a no clue either. Abbe, no. Bad. EDIT: Changed the curtains a bit. Hnnngh.

AJGDLKJSHVKL

I DISCOVER SUCH WONDERFUL ARTISTS

THIS

I DON’T EVEN

SO PRETTY

SO

PRETTY
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ochtendgloren:

dave wer you lookin

I tried to submit this yesterday but my wireless is a giant mess

That John frog

HMMM BREED IT BBY

I love DaveJade so much

I love DaveTerezi too

I ship Dave with everyone

Like any decent homestuck should
- homestuck
- kjsbh
- jesus christ
- shippery
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tundrawoman:

succumberbatched:

oh-my-godstiel:

heavenandhellcastiel:

stravaganza:

penandpage:

cloysterbell:

#ain’t no cockblock like a doctor who cockblock

I beg to differ.

At least Craig got laid in the end.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I love that you guys are implying that John didn’t get laid.

I mean he still went home with Sherlock

God I love Tumblr.

Fucking… this.

Wellnotliterallybecausethreedifferentvariationsofextremelyeffectivecockblocklol

But wow. Three of my favorite things.
(Source: bartony)
- jesus christ
- perfect things
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phemiec:

Reblogging mostly for the three panel commitment to one seriously wicked-ass raised eyebrow.

^^^Agreed. Seriously. If nothing that guy has the most impeccable eyebrow poise I’ve ever seen.
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AUHG

Posted 11 months ago
I just wanna see post scratch Suffer already okay. ;_;

PLEASE HUSSIE?!

PLEASE??

Please let my headcanons be validated pleeeease.
Oh Jesus Mary Mother of God

Posted 12 months ago
Dear step-uncle person of friend:

Stop trying to force McDonalds pancakes and other assorted foods down my throat.

I ate a fucking banana

I ingested the hell out of those calories.

That was goddamn sinful banana, but I purified it with the holy white hot burning acid of my stomach.

I am not anorexic.

I just don’t want more food.
Chat reblogged from WHAT IS THIS CRAPIOLA
- society: Everyone's beautiful.
- society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
- society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
- society: You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
- society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
- society: You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
- society: You had sex?! Slut!
- society: You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
- society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
- society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
- society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
- society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
- society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
- society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
- society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
- -someone kills themselves-
- society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!
- JESUS CHRIST
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