So in today’s update we learned that our favorite chess people apparently have vehicles and awful parking habits. Jesus look at the price of that ticket. Where did you park?! In the Batterwitch’s ass? (Yeah we’d all like to park it in her ass)
We saw Jake passed out on some awfully ominous dark grey floor that doesn’t look like jungle or his house at all. I’m really thinking our favorite foxy antagonist has snatched him up. I would entertain the thought that Dirk pulled some time shenanigans, but he’s currently getting attacked which brings me to my next point.
HOLY FUCK DIRK BBY NO. NO NO NO NO BBY NO!!! NOOOOO!!! THROW SMUPPETS AT THEM! SOMETHING! OH GOD NOOOOO! I DON’T EVEN! HELP! NO! NO! LOOK BEHIND YOU! NOOOO! SWIM! SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!
Also Roxy, RUN BITCH RUN. Dirk should take a hint from her and HAUL THAT SWEET PLUSH ASS TO SAFETY! Roxy.. bby… Oh god if you don’t survive I’ll become an alcoholic in testament to you. *wonk sob wonk*