the fuck guys don’t just like it, reblog that shit
Wow I’m really annoyed that I haven’t seen this before. I have such a boner for signing petitions and this is one helluva petition to sign. Please sign this, all my dear little followers. And rebloge it, because you’re probably followed by a petitionpheliac like myself.
Reblogging again, because October 3rd is tomorrow.
execution is tomorrow. Please help!
everybody who follows me better fucking sign and reblog
Sign this PLEASE
There is nothing as perilous to my sanity as nipple itch.
What did I do to deserve this
Was it the orphanages?
It was the orphanages.
You know when you think of something hilarious and then forget it before you can write it down?
Tumblr gives me mixed feelings about that. Because part of me is like “DAMN the notes I could have had!”
And then another part of me is like “Oh god, the notes I could have had.”
There was a time in all of our lives when we thought lime green was just the coolest color.
Does anyone else ever just go around to all the people they follow and post silly or nice messages in their ask on anon and watch as wonderful happy chaos unfolds?
Like I just caused so much gleeful keymashing. It was friggin delightful.
So there’s a read aloud function on my Kindle, so I thought it would be funny to turn it on and hear this in its robotic voice.
I was wrong.
It wasn’t funny.
It was hilarious.
JUST CLICK PLAY OK.
And I hope my laughter isn’t too loud.
Oh my god what.
I CAN DO THIS
oh my god
Ironic that everyone listening to this is choking.
So I was at my friends house, and she’s one of those weird ass types who like… tans and shit. Like some kind of baked good or something. I can’t imagine what witchcraft was needed to achieve that strange skill.
And I wandered in their bathroom and saw sun block. I was like “Cool! Perhaps I should put this on.”
But then I saw it was SPF 15
What do you even DO with that? I would be more protected from the sun if I smeared mud on my skin and huddled under a bush. Much more protected.
Seriously, other than muddy bush huddling (teehee) the only thing I’ll settle for is SPF 45 on the low end.
Fuckin’ weird ass tan people tanning and shit.
Skrillex - Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites (PIANO cover)
This is ridiculously better than the original.
this is really pretty