are you lost?
I'm the antithesis of clever and also nocturnal.
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I’m pansexual.
I have a passion for all nature of cooking utensils.
Or PANSSION as I like to call it.
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Dear step-uncle person of friend:
Stop trying to force McDonalds pancakes and other assorted foods down my throat.
I ate a fucking banana
I ingested the hell out of those calories.
That was goddamn sinful banana, but I purified it with the holy white hot burning acid of my stomach.
I am not anorexic.
I just don’t want more food.
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Audio post reblogged from whaoAnonThis track has had 125,228 plays
70s music was so much better and deeper than todays music i hate my generation :-(
I’M SCRUEMAING
IM LAUGHING SO HARD NO NOISE IS COMING OUT
OH MY GOD
this fuckin rules
WHY ISN’T THIS THE MOST POPULAR SONG IN ALL OF KNOWN HISTORY
WHY ISN’T THIS OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM
WHY ISN’T THIS ALL NATIONAL ANTHEMS
WHY ISN’T THIS ALL SONGS EVER
WHY ISN’T THIS WHAT WE TRANSMIT TO ALIENS TO REPRESENT AS A WHOLE
WHY ISN’T THIS CONSTANTLY PLAYING IN MY HEAD
WHY ISN’T THIS EVERYTHING
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Photo reblogged from olive oil bitch
The saying “That’s so cute I could eat it” has gained new meaning
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