Rock me. X
Yes absolutely. I just. I agree wholeheartedly with whatever went into the making of this fucking picture. Fucking being both a verb and adjective.
Sign me up.
AR is everyone’s mother
Shenanigans prevail over common sense in ever occasion.
And Dirk may be the shortest person in creation.
Aranea: Jake, no! What are you doing????????
Fandom: OH JESUS CHRIST NO! SHE’S NOT FISH HITLER JAKE YOU PRECIOUS IMBECILE! PHYSICAL FUCKING PAIN FROM SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT AUUUGH!
The background even: AWSHITNUGGUH Shits going down! Time for firey fun times!
Peas n’ Carrots lol
(Idk why I made Dirk slouch like a mother fucker)
Headcannon of these two
Jake is English mixed with a little bit of South Pacific Islander. He also has a slim/lean build because he spends most of his time running from all the crazy ass monsters on the island
Dirk looks like a douche surfer because he’s surrounded by the fucking ocean. He has freckles but they fade as he gets older and his skin gets tanner
Cool beans fuck yes
So in today’s update we learned that our favorite chess people apparently have vehicles and awful parking habits. Jesus look at the price of that ticket. Where did you park?! In the Batterwitch’s ass? (Yeah we’d all like to park it in her ass)
We saw Jake passed out on some awfully ominous dark grey floor that doesn’t look like jungle or his house at all. I’m really thinking our favorite foxy antagonist has snatched him up. I would entertain the thought that Dirk pulled some time shenanigans, but he’s currently getting attacked which brings me to my next point.
HOLY FUCK DIRK BBY NO. NO NO NO NO BBY NO!!! NOOOOO!!! THROW SMUPPETS AT THEM! SOMETHING! OH GOD NOOOOO! I DON’T EVEN! HELP! NO! NO! LOOK BEHIND YOU! NOOOO! SWIM! SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!
Also Roxy, RUN BITCH RUN. Dirk should take a hint from her and HAUL THAT SWEET PLUSH ASS TO SAFETY! Roxy.. bby… Oh god if you don’t survive I’ll become an alcoholic in testament to you. *wonk sob wonk*
i feel sick with heartbreak over this
too many feelings
This is why I can’t ship JohnDave
There’s simply too many Daves, and they all need love.
I run into a similar issue when shipping DirkJake, since Dirk has so many splintered selves.
But the Englishes/Harleys are adept at dealing with powerful and many formed entities (Bec for example) So I figure they can handle the Striders quite nicely.
So my ships are as follows:
And all other ships are ever evolving and hardly constant.
TT: I have a chance.
[Something that I’ve been wanting to draw forever now and finally sat down and did. Can I just draw cute fangirling Dirk forever? xD]
words how words
ho urds duno tulkn