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I'm the antithesis of clever and also nocturnal.
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Dirk has face palmed so much in the recent string of updates that it’s really amazing his face hasn’t collapsed yet.
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Photo reblogged from when theres trouble u know what to do(call cyborg)
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SCREAMS CONTINUOUSLY! PULLS ALL MY HAIR OUT! SETS HAIR ON FIRE! AHHHHHHH!
So I discovered the wonderful magic that is layers and how they are both terrific and terrible esp. if you draw on the wrong one like a few years ago and now you can’t do anything about it.
But yeah this is done. This is a glasses brain-ghost Dirk inspired by goodnight moon by attentionmerrymakers! It’s an incredible and relatively short fic that you should absolutely read if you love Dirk or Terezi or friendship or magic or Homestuck in general.
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First of all having to do with Dirk’s characterization. Now that AR is combined with Equius he will have a different personality. Thus basically freeing Dirk, in part at least, from another reiteration of himself. Score Dirk, score.
Second and most importantly now you have a cyber-omnipresent AI with (quite likely) malicious intentions combined with incredibly important sburb game knowledge and Equius’s void powers. So that could prove to be either super great for the kids or super super super bad. Though considering Equius and AR are both pretty much morally grey as hell with a twinge of fuck-no-why-would-you-do/think-that it’s probably going to turn out terribly.
Lastly, Andrew Hussie you are the prince of my heart and I wish a terrific Christmas, or whatever you celebrate. You’re amazing and you deserve endless kudos.
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homestuck obvs
Asked by teenmomlalonde
- M/F OTP: Rose <3 Sollux. And Sollux <> Terezi. And Dave <3 Terezi… Rose <> Dirk
- M/M OTP: But there’s so much to choose from… Uh.. welp if it involved Dirk, Sollux, Dave, Karkat, or John I’m pretty much cool with it. I don’t have preferences.
- F/F OTP: Rosemary. Also Roxy <3 Jade which I like purely so they can be sexy and sciency together. Nothing is wrong with that.
- OT3 Rose/Sollux/Terezi
- Favorite Canon: Everyone Porrim has ever banged because come on. She’s just terrific.
- Favorite Crack: Rose <3 Sollux obv.
- Pairing I Hate: Pretty much anything involving the Amporas. Which is a hate which I recognize as really, well dumb. Because Eridan at least isn’t a bad character. Granted he is a despicable person. Thus he makes for some decent shipping and really interesting fic plots. Cronus on the other hand. It really just bemuses me how I can hate a fictional person so much. But I do. Oh how I do.
- M/F OTP: Rose <3 Sollux. And Sollux <> Terezi. And Dave <3 Terezi… Rose <> Dirk
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When characters who wear glasses leave them on for the entirety of a sexual encounter.
Have you ever freaking worn glasses?
That is not how they work.
ESPECIALLY DIRK JESUS
Not only are they huge glasses, but they’re sentient.
Welcome to our threesome please take a seat and some troublesome eye wear.
We were aiming for bow chicka wow but got more of a click clackity fuck ow.
- sex with glasses
- how about no
- like yeah for a little while maybe
- like when you first start
- but there is something hot about being flustered and kind of tossing your glasses off
- i could explain that in depth but i have a sexy cap on my tags which i fill pretty damn quickly by virtue of being me
- homestuck
- dirk
- dirk strider
- dave
- dave strider
- jake
- jake egbert
- jane
- jane egbert
- jade
- jade harley
- is that everyone jesus
- oh wait
- AR
- auto responder
- hal
- complaining
- homestuck pet peeves
- yo diggity dog yo
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TT: That is the ugliest fucking dress I’ve ever seen.
Kanaya would weep.
So here’s a drawing of a heavily genderbent Calliborn I did. I don’t quite hate it yet so I thought I’d upload it before I started to. Blurry as fuck detail pics available on request.- homestuck
- fanart
- complete and utter shit
- using markers in Books A Million but not buying them
- thug lyfe
- calliborn
- Uu
- tits
- tt
- dirk
- dirk strider
- rule 63 homestuck
- genderstuck
- tags
- cocaine
- you thought I was done with you cocaine tag
- ahahaha
- you poor poor fucks
- the cocaine tag belongs to me
- motha fuck yeah
- oh yeah relevent tags
- ahahha nope
- mspa
- kanaya would weep
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I keep checking oh Homestuck all like “Sweet Tesla it’s got to have been a week. Dat flash, gotta have dat flash.” And each time I check, suprisingly, the update hasn’t happened yet because it’s been like three days and apparently I live a week in three days. From this I can conclude two things,
I might be a Time Lord. I’ve watched enough Doctor Who I think I should just get to be one now come on pretty please
This flash is going to be cray cray amazing. Think about it. Dirk running around smoochin’ everyone, music that is entirely too big for it’s britches, uu being a wonderful little shit and hopefully a Lord of Time because come on how perfect would that be, I’m pretty sure the kids and trolls will be arriving soon, that may be the next flash who knooows~! I’m just super excited.
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Photo reblogged from Lalondelicious
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So in today’s update we learned that our favorite chess people apparently have vehicles and awful parking habits. Jesus look at the price of that ticket. Where did you park?! In the Batterwitch’s ass? (Yeah we’d all like to park it in her ass)
We saw Jake passed out on some awfully ominous dark grey floor that doesn’t look like jungle or his house at all. I’m really thinking our favorite foxy antagonist has snatched him up. I would entertain the thought that Dirk pulled some time shenanigans, but he’s currently getting attacked which brings me to my next point.
HOLY FUCK DIRK BBY NO. NO NO NO NO BBY NO!!! NOOOOO!!! THROW SMUPPETS AT THEM! SOMETHING! OH GOD NOOOOO! I DON’T EVEN! HELP! NO! NO! LOOK BEHIND YOU! NOOOO! SWIM! SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!
Also Roxy, RUN BITCH RUN. Dirk should take a hint from her and HAUL THAT SWEET PLUSH ASS TO SAFETY! Roxy.. bby… Oh god if you don’t survive I’ll become an alcoholic in testament to you. *wonk sob wonk*
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geromylaughingalonewithgeromy:
some people like to say im only attracted to bro because fanartists draw him really cool
im
sorry
but
he
is
plenty
sexy
just
like
this
mmm gurl u fine ALL the time
Look at those forearms.
He could club you to death with those motherfuckers
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Audio post reblogged from Tick Tock
ok
honest truth
i feel sick with heartbreak over this
too many feelings
not cool
This is why I can’t ship JohnDave
There’s simply too many Daves, and they all need love.
I run into a similar issue when shipping DirkJake, since Dirk has so many splintered selves.
But the Englishes/Harleys are adept at dealing with powerful and many formed entities (Bec for example) So I figure they can handle the Striders quite nicely.
So my ships are as follows:
DaveJade
DirkJake
RoseKanaya
And all other ships are ever evolving and hardly constant.
(Source: tordles)
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Homestuck according to my friend Summer
Bitch is fine
And she has a beautiful brain, this is evidence to that fact.
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I’m going to dress up as a man for Halloween and pick up chicks.
But I can’t just like… be a man for Halloween.
I need to be a man (in an inconspicuous way) and dress up as something else.
Dirk? Jesus? A rapisty murder fellow? Bunny? Cocaine dealer?
So what should I be?
