my friend mariah left a bunch of dresses over here. my friend azelia decided she wanted to photograph me wearing them. shit’s about ta get sexy. or something. i feel pretty tonight.
I’m going to dress up as a man for Halloween and pick up chicks.
But I can’t just like… be a man for Halloween.
I need to be a man (in an inconspicuous way) and dress up as something else.
Dirk? Jesus? A rapisty murder fellow? Bunny? Cocaine dealer?
So what should I be?