are you lost?

I'm the antithesis of clever and also nocturnal.

How your dash works

Posted 12 months ago
Alone and up for porn:

None, never was any, what is that even?

With friends and hoping your dash will behave:

ALL THE PORN IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE

TITS

TITS EVERYWHERE

PENISES

IT’S RAININ’ DICKS UP IN HERE
- funny
- dash
- wtf
- why does this happen to me
- my life is hard
- something something
- quotes eridan
- painfully remembers last TOSOTH update
- cries
- anyway
- tags
- yeh those
- i was tagging
- boners
- tits
- nsfw
- porn
- penis
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I am a child

Posted 1 year ago
A childish childlike child.

My mom: You know you can’t have a foxes and dik-diks…

Me: Why?

My mom: Because the foxes will eat your dik-diks.

Me: AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAJGHWAJHRWE AHAH HAHA HAHAHAHH AHAHA!!
- dik-diks
- foxes
- fox
- I am a child
- I am a childish child
- funny
- lol
- boners
- what?
- no..
- these tags are a lie
- cocaine
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Post reblogged from the rounded flesh,
gcio:

“polishing firearms”

RIGHT DIRK

RIGHT

FIREARMS YOU GAVE HIM

RIGHT DIRK

RIIIIIGHT
- homestuck
- boners
- love
- this
- so much it hurts
- omfgjihektdc
- how do i life
- 7
Dirk: Proceed to cheer English up.

Post reblogged from Jotaku's Personal Blog
thejotaku:

Previously…

YES IT’S A CHALLENGE

FIGHT FIGHT FUGHT FUCHT FUCKT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Wait what

I… I don’t know..

Boners

Boners are all I know.
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