are you lost?
I'm the antithesis of clever and also nocturnal.
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Post reblogged from THEY SEE ME TROLLIN'
terms for penis you should not use in fics:
- love stick
- doinker
- schlong
- wankie
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
If you use one you’ve got to use all of them
Challenge accepted.
that RoseKanaya fic I endeavor to EVENTUALLY write
I’ll use every single one
“But Shelby that’s a lesbian ship!”
AND IT WILL SAIL ON SEAS OF DICKS
(Source: shawtycon)
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Photo reblogged from Isabel's Magical Flying Butt Party
