“Who the firetruck is this person? And why are they liking all of my posts?” some random blogger out there whispered to their glowing screen, bemused at the stack of notes I had given them.
“I think you’re really hot and would love to get all up in your biz” I whisper into the ether, my desires remaining unknown due to the abyss of awkwardness that stands in place of my ability to flirt.
Garen and I just stopped everything and made noises at this post
I would rather run my fingers over that tie knot than a six pack of abs any day.
if you think about it for a second a lot of shoujo manga are a bit sexist because they perpetuate high standards of femininity as a necessity and glamorize relationships that are more often than not emotionally abusive and what i find upsetting about this is that many of them are written by and for girls and uh yeah i dont remember where i was going with this ill shut up
that isnt only shoujo mangas but ues agreed
earlier this week i found i couldnt even read them without taking regular breaks to scream and/or throw my pillow at the wall in order to vent my frustration
it is like reading fifty shades of grey or twilight while remembering that there are thousands of people out there using them as rolemodels for how relationships are meant to work
except even WORSE
because the main characters in shoujo mangas tend to be like
Yeah I tried to watch Rosario + Vampire again because I remember loving that show when I was 12 and 13 and I stopped watching it and watched a documentary on public fucking schools instead because it just
Holy fuck. No. Tits don’t work like that. Physics in general doesn’t work like that. Social interaction doesn’t work like that. THE FUCKING THIGH ISN’T AN EROGENOUS ZONE STOP MOANING YOU DERANGED WOMAN. He would have died from that bike landing on him, or at the very least would have become paralysed. I wanna see that show. Where realistic female vampire protagonist uses her powers to attempt to repay the debt she feels she owes to a guy she paralyzed in a mundane accident even though he annoys the living fuck out of her because of her sense of morality and OMFG ROSES EVERYWHERE OKAY time to learn why our public schools are shit. I personally blame anime.
My first Homestuck Filk and it’s Rose/Kanaya, surprise, surprise. Sung from Rose’s POV based on their most recent interactions, so slightly spoilery.
“Sylph Set on Fire”(c)Hannah M/PhemieC/Hamsters
Lyrics can be found at the SoundCloud source.
Yeah but why isn’t this wildly popular yet holy crap
There’s no bigger turn off for me than when you ask someone what their favorite books are and they respond “I don’t read.”
there is no bigger turn off
than someone not reading
are you sure
“I killed every person I’ve ever been in a relationship with and want you to wear this mask of my grandmother while we have sex”
“Also I don’t read.”
“Well then, that is where I walk away”
GL: sherlock are you at a crime scene without authorization
SH: There are yarders present, it’s perfectly fine.
GL: those arent yarders theyre just wearing my dads police shit
GL: tell them i want that all back btw
SH: You can’t personally inspect every murder. These carapace people are dying all over the place. Also you haven’t even reached god tier yet…
(MH) began pestering you at 5:12
MH: I hate to intrude, gentlemen, but might I remind you that I’ve been waiting for everyone at the end of the game for two days now. Hurry it up?
SH: YES WE KNOW. You won’t shut up about it.
GL: wait this is a two person chat mycroft how are you evenboopdoop: oh man are you still doing that request thing because on the off chance you are could you maybe do more holmestuck because CONFESSION I started writing fic for it oopsthwagger: if youre not to busy or anything, may I request some more holmstuck?
This pleases me deeply
Réka’s fetish is older men.
Well, this is awkward. Site shoots once, site hits the bullseye.
Tim’s fetish is schoolgirl outfits.
I… fuck that’s accurate.
Sarah’s fetish is stabbing people.
FelixFellow’s fetish is teeth.
purplepandapudgemiz’s fetish is dominating others.
…..that’s a little too spot on.
PhreakAttack’s fetish is fancy cars. Dat tailpipe…
No more like that’s Jenn’s fetish
shatteredarchivist’s fetish is snuggles.
Not big surprise.
medacris’ fetish is licking/nibbling.
Patricia’s fetish is tummy rubs.
I’m sorry but this was too perfect not to reblog.
Othar’s fetish is hats. Fancy hats.
i like people vomitting up lots and lots and LOTS of blood. just dudes tho
Sharona’s fetish is office work/doing it secretly in the workplace.
I did me and all my friends wink wink wonk
Shelby’s fetish is people who could pose a challenge in a battle of wits (or fists).
HOW?! HOW DID YOU FUCKING KNOW?! Satan. It’s always Satan
Hannah’s fetish is spaghetti.
She’s Italian so it counts
Cristina’s fetish is motorcycles.
She grasped her heart when I told her. Accuracy assumed.
So I was at my friends house, and she’s one of those weird ass types who like… tans and shit. Like some kind of baked good or something. I can’t imagine what witchcraft was needed to achieve that strange skill.
And I wandered in their bathroom and saw sun block. I was like “Cool! Perhaps I should put this on.”
But then I saw it was SPF 15
What do you even DO with that? I would be more protected from the sun if I smeared mud on my skin and huddled under a bush. Much more protected.
Seriously, other than muddy bush huddling (teehee) the only thing I’ll settle for is SPF 45 on the low end.
Fuckin’ weird ass tan people tanning and shit.