every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to
really fun rosedave commission i just finished! my shipping interests are showing…
TG: no dude put the gear like
TG: IN the skull
TG: like all jutting out and incongruous and shit
TG: steampunk cops aint seen a case this bad since that one dude snagged his monocle all up on a zeppelin
TG: twenty years on the robo streets digging stray cogs out of mecha hookers and i thought id seen it all
TG: dont worry kid step outside get some air i got this one
TG: ok sweet now make it a vampire skull
TT: Dave, I’m not sure I’ve entirely grasped the implications of your tattoo.
TT: I fear I may be insufficiently ‘street’ for such elaborate layers of countercultural payload.
TT: Can you unpack its stark semiotics?
TG: its a metaphor
TT: Goodness me.
TT: My underwear seems to have evaporated.
There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees
Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies
I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute
what the fuck i want a million
>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked
>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model
>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room
>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age
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